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Small Green Home

large product photo MIDGET HOBBIT HOLE

You're a little person and you need a place to stay. This is a house designed by miniature train designers. It sits inside of a train track. Your front lawn is made of astro-turf. The train conductor will come by and tell you bed time stories. He likes to keep secrets. His name is Wayne. It’s only $500,000 and the interest rate is 84.274%.